twilight mania

new friend

I arrived half an hour early for my driving class

And while waiting for my driving instructor, I found myself looking at him

He was looking at me, too

Obviously, he was kind of shy because when I caught him looking at me, he hung his head and started to wring his arms

… then there was blood all over his shirt

I rushed to him and held his head up

"Oh, honey, what's wrong? Where's your Mommy?"

"Driving," he said in that cute, nasal, and uber-ly sweet voice

"Are you ok? See, your nose is bleeding but it's going to be alright," trying to sound grown up while wiping blood from his nose

In truth, I was kind of scared that he was going to start crying… which will make me start crying too because, well, I'm weird and stupid like that

So, I was saying all these 'comforting' stuff like, 'see you're a strong boy… very brave! … you're doing fine… Mommy's going to be here soon…'

When I realized he was staring up at me

"What?" I asked.

"You're funny," he said.

Then I laughed.

And he laughed.

"You like Red Power Ranger?" he asked.

Then I noticed the little action figures in his hands – Spider-Man, two Red Power Rangers and one undecipherable (old, grayish) thing

Clearly, he favored Red Power Ranger

"No, I kind of like Blue Power Ranger," I answered, being impish

His eyes grew big and said, "But Red Power Ranger is The Leader!"

"Even so, he doesn't have the big motorcycle like Blue Power Ranger," I said, not knowing what I was talking about

"Blue Power Ranger has a big bike?" he asked, unbelieving

"Well, I'm not sure – but in the movie it was there. Plus I like Yellow Power Ranger more because she's a girl," I said, trying to veer away from the Blue Power Ranger topic

Then his eyes narrowed and he said… "Hmmm, how do you know so many things about Power Rangers?"

… then he tore and ate a part of the tissue that we used to wipe the blood from his nose

I was shocked to say the least

But before he could repeat what he just did, I grabbed the tissue and threw it away!

"What are you doing?" I asked, hysterical.

"Nothing."

"Are you hungry? I have biscuits here."

"No, I'm thirsty."

I got a cup of water from the dispenser and hurried back to where he was sitting, worried to find him eating tissue again

Thankfully, he was playing with Spider-Man

"Who do you think will win between Spider-Man and Red Power Ranger?" he asked.

"Spider-Man of course! If Spider-Man sees Red Power Ranger, he will kill him and he will die… and Spider-Man will look for the other Power Rangers and he will kill them all…" I said while making Spider-Man action figure kick Red Power Ranger's behind

He paused for a moment, thinking of a clever comeback.

And he bowled me over.

"No, I think when they see each other, they will become friends. Super heroes don't kill each other. They help each other."

Ah, so this is how it feels when a kid earns your respect.

"How old are you?" I asked.

"Six."

… then he started tearing the paper cup and taking small bites.

And 'respect' was thrown at my face.

"You're a weird kid," I said, not even trying to stop him.

"I like paper," he chuckled.

"So I see."

Just then his Mom showed up and called out, "Anthony, I'm here."

"I'll see you here again, right?"

"Yes, I hope so…"

Then he smiled.

And I waved goodbye.

boba

yesterday, one very unfortunate Filipina (UF) called me for a job interview.

 

UF: uh, hello. (struggling to speak English) this is Lachelle?

Me: yes, this is she. How may I help you?

UF: come here tomorrow for interview.

Me: (taken aback) excuse me? Sorry, what company is this?

UF: we are (some real estate company) and you have to come here tomorrow for interview. My boss wants you.

Me: (couldn’t help but scoff) Jeez, I don’t know. You might want to give me more information on this. Like how you got my CV, for instance. Or who I will be meeting…

UF: (missing the sarcasm) you applied for this job, no? That’s why I have your CV.

Me: Sorry, I don’t recall…

UF: (cutting me) Ah, whatever, whatever… I have your resume and my boss wants you here tomorrow.

Me: (incredulous) Did you just say ‘whatever’???

UF: Yes. (again missing the sarcasm and continues!!) And you are going to meet Farah.

Me: (really pissed and confused by now) Huh? Who is Farah? (My mistake, I should’ve just cut the line)

UF: Why do you need to know who she is?

Me: Oh my goodness! You’re really that stupid, are you? How can you ask me such question? What is your name? I’m going to report you! What company is this again?

UF: How many times do I have to tell you, we are (some real estate company). And you’re Filipina right? Filipina ka diba? Kase ganito yun…

Me: OH MY GOD!!! Please stop. Please stop. Don’t you dare speak in Tagalog to cover your incompetence!!!

UF: Teka lang…

Me: You know what – this is enough. This is the most stupid job offer I’ve ever received!!! Thanks, but no thanks!

UF: I’m going to tell my boss about you…

Me: Go ahead, bitch. Boba!

 

GGRRRRRRRR!!!! %#$%^&*()_(*&^%%$$$$$@###!!!!

sixteen

see you all real soon :)

why i like tiger...

“A child born to a black mother in a state like Mississippi...has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.”

injustice

It’s been nine days since they took you away.

And it’s amazing how I’m still alive.

 

Or am I really?

Routine is for robots.

So, maybe I’ve become one.

 

Existing, yet lifeless.

 

—ii—

 

It’s the second week…

The circles around my eyes belie the smile plastered on my face.

 

So, how long is it going be, Big Man?

I ask at night, when my slumber is as elusive as your freedom.

 

No more tears. Just indescribable sadness.

 

 

—ii—

 

Oppression exists.

 

Here. Now.

 

We’re all slaves in ties and stilettos.

 

—ii—

 

You’re back.

 

We kissed and I could taste our tears.

 

Five hundred eighty-four days together – twenty of which they took away from us.

 

They will pay. In time. They will pay.

subtle pimping

'nuff said.

corporate shmorporate

I am hopeless.

I am impossible.

I am bored.

 

I’ve been analyzing my life lately (sue me, I’m idle) and realized that I am not completely happy with my career.

 

Not completely happy means I am somewhat satisfied.

 

And “that’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness is not good enough for me. I demand EUPHORIA!”

 

Thanks, Calvin. My sentiments exactly.

 

Let’s talk gay…

Sinetch itey na super anghang na shuminta na nag-coverlu ng kanyang Bourne Identity para mag-experiment ng kamunduhan sa mga shongelyang damsel in distress kuno?

 

My girlfriend calls me from abroad.

“So, girl – it’s all planned: My boyfriend picks you up; then you both pick me up at the airport, ok?”

“Ok.” I said.

 

And there he was – MR.

I knew straight away.

My gay-dar went on super-bitchin’ alert mode the moment I laid eyes on his… tank top.

C’mon, I’m not one of the founding members of HDV for nothing! (uhm, HaDaVarkada)

 

I could smell his gay-ness.

Then he spoke… and it was confirmed.

The girlie-pitch, nasal tone… the hand gestures, the ‘you-know winks’…

And don’t let me start on the pout and the eyebrows!

I was like – OMG, what is goin’ on?

 

My mind was racing.

Does my girlfriend know?

Should I tell her?

Should I tell the gang?

Wait a sec – Is he wearing mascara?!

 

Before I knew it, we were at the airport.

My girlfriend was sooo happy to see him.

And I was like: Oh no. Don’t turn lesbian. Not like this.

 

Then during the course of my girlfriend’s one-month vacation, MR was introduced to all of our friends – apparently, they used to be colleagues. And MR used to hang out her place a lot.

He taught her how to do the catwalk.

You don’t say?

 

Surprisingly, the gang didn’t find anything ‘unusual’ about MR.

You guys, can’t you see???

Hello, the pinky is up, you guys! The pinky is up!

 

As the days passed, I was convinced that I was a bad friend for harboring such thoughts. And I couldn’t tell anybody. The frustration was eating me.

 

Until…

 

“Joke joke joke ba ito girl? You mean, ang lola mo witchels sa pagka-knows na tinkerbell ang jowawiz nya?!” said M1.

“Ay, smellanie marquez! Malansa! Berde, berde, berde… berde ang beret nya!” said M2, eyeing MR’s green beret suspiciously.

 

Ah, M1 and M2 (I cannot disclose their names. Both are happily married now with kids) – the perfect example of drag queens trapped inside petite women with huge boobies – a.k.a my allies.

 

So, it wasn’t just me, after all!

And although I was rejoicing that my sanity was intact, my girlfriend was still in La-La-Land with her ‘boyfriend’ who was… well, semi-boy.

 

And I didn’t have a problem with that!

Really.

Let’s see here: his hair is dyed auburn, he wears mascara, he wears my friend’s blouses, he wears glitter-powder all over his face and body…

Why should I have a freakin’ problem with that?

One of my closest, oldest girlfriends makes out with Boy George… again: why should I have a freakin’ problem with that?

 

Do the math: this happened when McFlurry was all the rage in Manila.

Then in 2006, when I arrived in Dubai, MR and my girlfriend were through.

Apparently, MR couldn’t handle long-distance relationships.

Yeah, right.

 

And just recently, by some miracle or another, my girlfriend confessed.

“MR and I had chat… he told me he’s dating someone. So I asked: Is it a she or a he?”

 

Then we both laughed!

OMG! I was so relieved that I could actually tell her everything then.

I reminded her of the tank top, the plucked eyebrows, the forever-shiny arms, the awful torn pants MR wore at this Jay-r concert, the lip gloss… and we had a blast!

 

MR now tells my friend he’s getting married and his present GF is the only girl his Mom ever liked.

And we bawled!

I rolled on the carpet. My friend banged her head on the wall.

 

And like any snooping girls, we checked MR’s Friendster account.

Oh, the pictures!

One word: scripted!

 

Then we checked The Girl’s – there were no ‘revealing’ photos.

But her shout-out was something like:

“No, you bitch, I am not lesbian!”

That did it. I thought I died laughing.

 

My girlfriend is semi-friends MR’s supposed present GF. But they were never chummy.

So imagine the surprise when one fine day The Girl sends an email.

“Did MR tell you I’m his girlfriend and that we’re getting married? Please do not believe this. There is no truth to this and I’ve told him to stop telling people. It is bothering me a lot.”

 

Gasp.

I know.

How pathetic.

 

Still, my girlfriend and I thought… Trulili or Chenelyn?

 

To this, my friend said: “Hay naku, si Mama Ricky talaga, antarush ng tele-novela script! Check, check, check! Hindi pa kase lumabas sa closet eh! Ugmas na ‘yan… Out na, Lola: Go, Go, Go!”

 

Apluk.

JT in AD

Justin Timberlake in 36 days.
Here in UAE.
And I thought it's gonna be another boring Christmas in this part of the world.
I've been good. Santa loves me.

happy anniversary

Around this time last year, I was onboard the flight going to Dubai via Cathay Pacific.

 

Has it really been a year since the ‘airport scene’ when my classy and sassy friend Rod proved to be jologs when he sang Gary V’s Babalik Ka Rin in front of a multinational audience as a goodbye number for me?

 

Who woulda thunk it? I’m still here in Dubai!

 

Sluggish, restless and impatient as ever, but still, hey I’m thriving at kicking some Arab ass—correction: not just them Arabs, also Indians, Pakistanis, Russians, Germans, British, Koreans, Chinese, Africans… Americans? There are around 2 or 3 around Dubai.

 

See, 99 percent of the UAE are expatriates. Yes, UAE. Dubai is IN UAE. UAE is NOT Dubai. Dubai is only ONE of seven Emirates here. Yes, there ARE other Emirates. GOD made them. NOT the Sheikh. No pun intended.

 

Sorry, I’ve gone robot mode. I’m just sick and tired of explaining to people back home about Dubai… things like, it’s NOT a whole country per se, that it’s only about as big as Manila, that it’s not part of Saudi Arabia…

 

Anyway, see, I learned something about Geography! Anyone who knows me well would know that I care for Geography as much I care about, uhm, let’s see… a boxful of soiled toilet paper in the middle of the desert.

 

And this is only one of the several things I’ve come to discover here. Indeed, so many things have happened in a year!

 

Let’s see here a rough list: changed jobs (not too ordinary for fickle me), changed residence (three times!), changed hair color (but not Lindsay Lohan-frequent)…

 

I’ve discovered things about myself that I wouldn’t have contemplated on lest I’d be faced with truths, such as I am domesticated (HA!)—in terms of cooking, that is. I can actually prepare a decent meal—take your pick: Filipino, Chinese, Italian, American AND Arabic! Really, if someone had told me last year that he can see me cooking for a group of people, I would’ve laughed incredulously.

 

Not only that, I’ve learned to value my independence! Life has a way of happening when you find that you have to fend for yourself or die of hunger … or shabbiness. Having said that, I’ve come to appreciate that independence does not encompass the need for TRUE friends. I can’t imagine life here in Dubai without two of my bestest best friends. JJ: Jen and Jat.

 

Also, I’ve realized that silence is actually good. It is. And that silence is not only a by-product of mindless pigging out.

 

I also discovered that alcohol is alcohol and should NOT be taken in as water. Because of the scarcity of alcohol and the inconvenience of going to a bar before legally getting to drink beer, I’ve kicked the habit of binge-drinking like there’s no tomorrow.

 

I’ve always liked the fact that I come from an English-speaking race—but never realized its many advantages until I got here. I’ve discovered that Filipinos are smart, witty, humorous and very likeable compared to most people of other races—not because we are better than them, but because we are able to express what is in our minds. Filipinos communicate well. And I’m proud of that. I love it that I’m Filipino.

 

Being here in Dubai has taught me how the Philippines, even with its ‘third-world’ state, is very advanced in terms education. In the Philippines, courteousness is a norm—a reflection of higher education and good upbringing. Here, courteousness is a rarity and seen as a sign of weakness. For a place boasting of modernization, Dubai breeds a primitive lot of peoples with barbaric tendencies.

 

For all my years of complaining about having been born in the Philippines where the government is a joke and the weather is just a boring mix of rainy and sunny, I’ve realized how lucky I am not to have witnessed violence and bloodshed up-close—unlike most people here from other Arab countries. That the only thing I know of mass murders and bombs and beheadings are those from TV and Carlo J Caparas movies.

 

So, there. To sum it up, being here in Dubai has taught me a lot. I’m complaining less now about life and its intricacies. So, yes, I feel I’ve grown up a bit. Oh, and this thing with that Syrian guy? It has moved from being transitory to become a work in progress. But that’s another story. Let’s see till my 2^nd anniversary, perhaps?

a language thing

Perhaps it started when I was around 8 years old...

See, my father used to send tons of VHS tapes from the US of movies he recorded in HBO – yes, Tatay is the original pirate.

I remember one title vividly now as if reading it on the side of the tape, with Tatay’s neat hand-writing in blue square-tipped marker: Shinning Through.

I remember my siblings and I – all 6 of us – gathered around the balikbayan box, savoring the ‘smell of abroad, trapped inside’ the package, and laughing our asses off because of Tatay’s shenanigans.

“Diba Shining Through?” one of my sisters asked.

“Baka The Shinning!” another countered.

“Gago, The Shining yun!” another said.

“Meron bang word na ‘shinning’?” somebody asked.

And every time a box-full of goodies from Tatay would arrive, we would always poke around for the VHS tapes first – just for kicks, I suppose.

Another sample title: Nightmare on St. Elmo’s Street.

You get my point, right? Jimmy Santos step aside.

Oh, but I love my Tatay so!

I never did care that he couldn’t spell. Or couldn’t get movie titles right.

More than the language thing, it’s a heart thing.

L-O-V-E is never spelled with words, really.

It’s beyond grammar.

Still, I grew conscious of the ‘significance’ of language skill.

English language skill, that is.

Communication and communicating well became my thing.

I believe I was the youngest proofreader.

Yes, shallow as it may seem, growing up, I’ve frowned at ‘potential’ crushes, or boyfriends who did not have a good grasp of the English language.

I would always prefer an ‘Inglesero.’

It’s top three on my list of ‘must-haves in a guy’ – just after ‘good teeth and ‘nice breath’ (synonymous, in my book); and ‘nice eyes.’

And now, as if fate is taunting me, I’m dating a guy who doesn’t know the difference between ‘P’ and ‘B’.

He doesn’t recognize ‘P’. Beriod.

And as much as he acknowledges that the English language is important, especially in an international commercial hub like Dubai, it doesn’t acknowledge him back.

The Syrian guy is worse than Jimmy Santos.

And being part of a race that places too high a regard on ‘speaking correct English,’ I don’t take it too well that my so-called boyfriend has ELDS (English Language Deficiency Syndrome).

“Can you carry these for me, please?” I asked him one time, handing out paper bags to him.

“Of course, habibi, I care for you!”

“I said CARRY – what the fuck are you talking about?!”

“Oh, ok.”

I’m such an ass.

After looking at his face, all red and mortified, I wanted to kick myself.

The man just said he cares for me, and sincerely so, too, and what do I do?

Shout and say ‘fuck’.

Nice going.

But more than anything, I felt like a fool.

When did I ever equate having correct grammar to being intellectual?

And every day, I’m astounded at how much I don’t know about the world.

And I learn it all from him – the Syrian guy who speaks worse English than Jimmy Santos.

When did I become such a snob?

Then I recall all those times I laughed at Melanie Marquez, Erap, and basically anybody who fumbles at speaking English, and think – oh, who am I kidding? – it still sounds funny!

“Habibi, sometimes you are ‘nose up’.”

This, after I laughed so hard when he told me I’m beautiful…

Especially now that my hair “is growing up.”

But no longer do I think I’m better.

Or smarter.

Because I’m SO not.

“I deduct this song to you, Lachelle.”

How sweet.

I wonder if it will come out in my pay slip.

The root of all things nice

I led a boring childhood – because it was a happy one.

Nothing tragic happened except for the time when one of my sisters dropped me face down on pure, concrete, jagged flooring when I was a few months old.

That tragedy bore two bumps on my forehead, which, if you look closely, appear to be where the mythical she-devil horns come out.

Thankfully, these bumps are only obvious when I frown – which unfortunately, and ironically enough, is my default face.

 

But, really, I was a happy kid.

Not that I resent it.

It’s just not too good a background to use as material for a teenage-writer-wanna-be.

 

Then I grew aware of the people around me apart from my family, and realized I was lucky.

Darn it!

Happy and lucky – how do you suppose I could win a Palanca now when I don’t have even one dysfunctional component in the foundation of my being?!

Where do you heave the emotion, the angst, the passion?

I was doomed.

 

I’m the youngest of six siblings.

The eldest was 17 when I was born.

And the youngest, up until I came, was 9.

Oh, yes, I was an accident.

 

Be that as it may, I was loved.

Ew.

Really, I had no chance on drama from the start.

 

Blame it on my Mother.

 

She is generosity personified.

She makes upright hip.

She is witty enough to laugh at her mistakes, but is decent enough not to laugh at others’.

She is strong-willed, but has the softest of hearts.

She upholds smarts, but applauds integrity.

And above all, she makes love come easy.

 

And we – my Father, my siblings, and I – are just prototypes of her character.

Or we try to be.

See, she is the root of all things nice.

And her essence ties the whole family into one big… happy thought.

 

SHE is my ultimate happy thought.

 

And today is her birthday.

If it weren’t for her I wouldn’t be what I am now – a pseudo Drama Queen with no real childhood-related tragedy in her portfolio… and I can’t thank her enough.

 

So, cheers, Nanay.

Here’s to the celebration of your eternal kindness and wisdom.

I would be happy (and lucky) to become even half of the person that you are.

Amazing Peace: A Christmas Poem

By Dr. Maya Angelou

Thunder rumbles in the mountain passes
And lightning rattles the eaves of our houses.
Flood waters await us in our avenues.

Snow falls upon snow, falls upon snow to avalanche
Over unprotected villages.
The sky slips low and grey and threatening.

We question ourselves.
What have we done to so affront nature?
We worry God.
Are you there? Are you there really?
Does the covenant you made with us still hold?

Into this climate of fear and apprehension, Christmas enters,
Streaming lights of joy, ringing bells of hope
And singing carols of forgiveness high up in the bright air.
The world is encouraged to come away from rancor,
Come the way of friendship.

It is the Glad Season.
Thunder ebbs to silence and lightning sleeps quietly in the corner.
Flood waters recede into memory.
Snow becomes a yielding cushion to aid us
As we make our way to higher ground.

Hope is born again in the faces of children
It rides on the shoulders of our aged as they walk into their sunsets.
Hope spreads around the earth. Brightening all things,
Even hate which crouches breeding in dark corridors.

In our joy, we think we hear a whisper.
At first it is too soft. Then only half heard.
We listen carefully as it gathers strength.
We hear a sweetness.
The word is Peace.
It is loud now. It is louder.
Louder than the explosion of bombs.

We tremble at the sound. We are thrilled by its presence.
It is what we have hungered for.
Not just the absence of war. But, true Peace.
A harmony of spirit, a comfort of courtesies.
Security for our beloveds and their beloveds.

We clap hands and welcome the Peace of Christmas.
We beckon this good season to wait a while with us.
We, Baptist and Buddhist, Methodist and Muslim, say come.
Peace.
Come and fill us and our world with your majesty.
We, the Jew and the Jainist, the Catholic and the Confucian,
Implore you, to stay a while with us.
So we may learn by your shimmering light
How to look beyond complexion and see community.

It is Christmas time, a halting of hate time.

On this platform of peace, we can create a language
To translate ourselves to ourselves and to each other.

At this Holy Instant, we celebrate the Birth of Jesus Christ
Into the great religions of the world.
We jubilate the precious advent of trust.
We shout with glorious tongues at the coming of hope.
All the earth's tribes loosen their voices
To celebrate the promise of Peace.

We, Angels and Mortal's, Believers and Non-Believers,
Look heavenward and speak the word aloud.
Peace. We look at our world and speak the word aloud.
Peace. We look at each other, then into ourselves
And we say without shyness or apology or hesitation.

Peace, My Brother.
Peace, My Sister.
Peace, My Soul.

transitory – NOT a business article

Dubai is THE global logistics hub.

Because raw materials, manufacturing and production of goods are now all basically done in the Far East, particularly in China, the need for a link in the global supply chain is inevitable.

And because of its strategic location, Middle East is it.

Its greater region includes, Sub Continent India, Africa, South East Asia, and the many states of CIS, among others.

Why Dubai?

Its government is wise.

Free Zones proliferate the city like mushrooms.

A free zone is where a company can put up business with 100 per cent exemption charges on corporate tax, import and export tax, personal income tax and commercial levies. Apart from these tax incentives, operating within a free zone means 100 per cent foreign company ownership and 100 per cent repatriation of capital and profits.

Nice, no?

The most popular of free zones are those that deal with cargo, like Dubai Airport Free Zone Authority, Jebel Ali Free Zone Authority and the most-anticipated, Dubai World Central.

These are airports and seaports.

Remember those goods from China?

They are transported here, in Dubai, where there are companies within the free zones that take care of the warehousing, packing, kitting, and ultimately the distribution process of the products to the global market, including Europe and some parts of the US.

And because of the qualities of a free zone, there’s a substantial reduction in cost for businesses, as movement of goods is made more convenient, easier and faster.

And we’re just talking about cargo here.

What about manpower?

There’s a particular free zone for every kind of business imaginable.

Media City (media companies), Internet City (computer and the like), Knowledge Village (universities and colleges), Dubai Outsource Zone (call centers and such), etc etc.

So, imagine the flock of people around the world going here for employment.

And Dubai as a tourist spot is not so bad, too.

The beaches are incredible. The hotels are superb.

Clubs are awesome.

And the SHOPPING.

Now don’t get me started on that one.

I’m just saying European and Chinese businessmen are on a ‘free-trade’ agreement with the UAE government.

So, hello clothes, shoes, accessories everywhere.

Have you heard of Dubai Shopping Festival?

Slashed prices up to 70 per cent off on designer brands.

Enough said.

So, really, this city is ALIVE, man.

Everyone wants to be here.

But as much as everyone IS here, no one really ever is, ultimately.

Dubai is a breathing, throbbing business hub.

But the key value proposition of a hub is a pass-through business.

And because the supply chain demand is ever changing, which is the driving force of businesses here in Dubai, everything else is transient.

So when a Syrian guy asks you out on a date and together you spend wonderful times being ‘so different, yet so alike’ – put through your thick head that ‘this feeling’ is transitory.

And after spending amazing walks along the beach, romantic dates and endless talks, he will soon realize that ‘you’re a strong, smart woman who has her goals straight and her direction set.’

Sure, he ‘likes you so much.’

But his family expects him to marry ‘only an Arab woman.’

Transitory. Transient. Temporary.

Say it like a chant in your head.

No wonder house and car mortgages here are really affordable but leases are ridiculously high.

Everyone just passes through.

No one really stays.

Long-term investments are not wise.

Especially those that are emotions-related.

So, smile, shrug, and thank God he’s decent enough to have knocked some sense into your head early on in the ‘relationship.’

Shukran, habibi, hod balak.

And goodbye.

Because, see, Dubai is a transit.

And ‘you and me,’ like everything else, is transitory.