yesterday, one very unfortunate Filipina (UF) called me for a job interview.
UF: uh, hello. (struggling to speak English) this is Lachelle?
Me: yes, this is she. How may I help you?
UF: come here tomorrow for interview.
Me: (taken aback) excuse me? Sorry, what company is this?
UF: we are (some real estate company) and you have to come here tomorrow for interview. My boss wants you.
Me: (couldn’t help but scoff) Jeez, I don’t know. You might want to give me more information on this. Like how you got my CV, for instance. Or who I will be meeting…
UF: (missing the sarcasm) you applied for this job, no? That’s why I have your CV.
Me: Sorry, I don’t recall…
UF: (cutting me) Ah, whatever, whatever… I have your resume and my boss wants you here tomorrow.
Me: (incredulous) Did you just say ‘whatever’???
UF: Yes. (again missing the sarcasm and continues!!) And you are going to meet Farah.
Me: (really pissed and confused by now) Huh? Who is Farah? (My mistake, I should’ve just cut the line)
UF: Why do you need to know who she is?
Me: Oh my goodness! You’re really that stupid, are you? How can you ask me such question? What is your name? I’m going to report you! What company is this again?
UF: How many times do I have to tell you, we are (some real estate company). And you’re Filipina right? Filipina ka diba? Kase ganito yun…
Me: OH MY GOD!!! Please stop. Please stop. Don’t you dare speak in Tagalog to cover your incompetence!!!
UF: Teka lang…
Me: You know what – this is enough. This is the most stupid job offer I’ve ever received!!! Thanks, but no thanks!
UF: I’m going to tell my boss about you…
Me: Go ahead, bitch. Boba!
GGRRRRRRRR!!!! %#$%^&*()_(*&^%%$$$$$@###!!!!
11 comments:
Dude, laugh trip 'tong entry mo na 'to.. =D
OMG. nakaka init ng ulo. grabe... :)
grabe sobrang in demand mo! at para syang yung mga nakaka-iritang nag-aalok ng credit cards! hahaha!
uber irita :)
na awa ako sa kanya! first line pa lang: this is Lachelle? USHUMERA! whahahaha...
yan tuloy naawa din ako ... i'm mean... i'm a mean, mean person :( yeah right! haha
can you apply to my real (totoo) estate side?...bring your forfolio! ayus!!!
hahaha ogie :) love bubble gang ...
bwahahaha - parang "i-confile mo na yang files!!!" bwahahahaha
ahahaha!
now i'm "inspired" to write about freakin' stupid people here, too, hehe...
wahahahaha!!! tamang-tama ang hirit ni chabs!!!
whatever yaya, you're such a loser!!!
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