Sunday night. 3rd of September.
I had nothing better to do so I watched a movie with my friends.
It was ok. Loved the outfits. As always, Streep was fab.
Anyway, my beer-insatiable self was awake last night so we went to a nearby bar.
After a couple of beers, my friend’s boyfriend, who is also now my guy friend, calls up his other guy friend so I wouldn’t feel or look like a third wheel.
But I couldn’t care less. See, beer is my friend. So…
Then I saw him.
My guy friend’s guy friend.
God.
He’s freakin’ HOT.
It’s been a while since ahm, you know, and my hormones were like REALLY out of control.
Waiter, one more round of beer here please.
Whew.
It was really getting hot.
By this time, we’ve been introduced.
He shook my hand and flashed his Sam Milby-like-close-up-tv-commercial smile.
God.
I am such a sucker for men with nice teeth and boyish grin.
Damn he’s hot.
But I didn’t catch his name.
This band was playing and it was really noisy and shit.
But man, that smile.
His body was not that bad, too.
He was wearing a dark blue shirt that was “unintentionally” hugging his biceps.
And his chest is, uhm, let’s see here… oh, I got it, like Polo Ravales’.
There, a hot guy who looks like Sam Milby with Polo Ravales’ chest.
He’s hot, I’m telling you.
His hair is something Kayan of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy would style – it’s straight out of a freakin’ fashion magazine.
So, aside from being hot, the dude’s got style.
Shriek.
I am sooo dying here na! Down girl, down. I shushed myself.
Then he whispered, “Kanina pa kayo?”
I said, mustering normality, “Nah, just got here.”
Then I continued, “I didn’t catch your name…”
He said, almost nonchalantly, “Rap-Rap.”
WHAT?!
What kind of a MAN calls himself RAP-RAP?!
Rap-rap is… for dogs.
Oh no.
Not this one please.
God, no.
Alas, as the night wore on, he proved to be what I feared most – a ditz.
My dreamboat is a male Jessica Simpson.
An A-list ditz, who is cute and funny… and stupid.
God, you don’t really give it all, do yah?
28 comments:
that is soo mean...hahahah rap rap
lol =)) hehehehehe
whadda i say? =)
LOL
LOL!!!!! oh well... yeah nga, God doesn't give it all =P and what kind of a name is that, right?!
rap-rap... arf arf!! wehehehe...
and i was already waiting for the punchline the minute i saw the title. hehehe! better luck next time, honey. too good to be true, i guess. there's always something with good looking guys with hot bodies...
laman tiyan din yan!
:)) i can't take someone named rap-rap seriously too. pang-display lang ito! hehe
i know! but he's super cute! kainis!
HAHAHA
tell me about it...
WAHAHAHAHA korek! =)
trophy BF! ansaya...
:-) was co-emceeing years back sa isang wedding reception when the main "ninong" arrived. bongga! As if talagang taglay nya ang lahat ng agimat mula Tondo hanggang Cavite. Guests gasped and milled over him, everybody wanted to touch or shake man lang his hand. I gave him my widest smile, shook his hand and made a nice "political" comment thinking he would like it.
Blank stare. Walang effect. Ey? Same with the rest.
I immediately texted my friend, telling him I find it un-natural for the "ninong" to react to "constituents" that way. Seems like, the commentaries I read about him were really true.
God is Just, my friend texted back. He usually does not grant more NEURONS to people who are well-endowed.
:-) guess that explains it.
nye. pang-blind item 'to a. lols.
parang kilala ko to! and yes, i also got to interview him when i was with the paper and man talagang nakaka-windang! kaloka ang mga answers! pang-movies lang talaga =)
hak hak hak, ibig sabihin, agimats are only for warding off enemy bullets pala? tee hee, hee hee...- charlie brown. brown for natuyong "putik".
sya ba? gwapo pala talaga no? god's gift to women nga. tee hee hee ulit.
dami ko ng clues a. di na blind item to! alew!
naku parang gets ko na kung sino ito! haha!!
haller your blog just pulled me out of the blue. made me smile wide talaga. thanks for sharing your thoughts and uhhhmm feelings. ; )
hehehe thanks... =D
u guys wanna see his pic???
meron ka pic ni rap rap??? =D
yes! yes! post the picture!! hehe
WOOHOO! Jen, c'mon post RapRap's pic here... or in your site then i'll put a link ;-)
wow! how's that...u ladies talking about my friend! mean girls...grrrr! but i was expecting that..he is really....hmmm.... lets just say that i consider him a "lava lamp" so nice to look at but not so bright! but hey, he's a nice person..very genuine! beh pls dont post his pic here, kawawa nmn ung bata!
lava lamp! that's funny! haha!
i won't post it... pwamis!!! sori po talaga!!! :(
i miss rap rap... =)
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