Wednesday, June 28, 2006

on efflanes and wacky friends


You guys know Garfield & Friends? Yup, that cartoon that used to air on channel 5 every afternoon? I miss that. Anyway, I remember the song there…

 

friends are there to help you get started, to give you a push on your way. 

friends are there to turn you around, get your feet on the ground for a brand new day. they'll pick you up when you're down, help you swallow your pride when something inside's got to break on through to the other side.

friends are someone you can open up to when you feel like you're ready to flip.

when you got the world on your shoulders, friends are there to give you a tip.

friends are there when you need them, they’re even there when you don't.

for a walk in the park, for a shot in the dark, friends are there. 

and friends will care for you-u-u-u-u-u-u!

 

Well, this song – it’s stuck in my head! It’s like playing over and over and over and over… in tune with the following scenes:

 

Me sending SMS to my friends: Guys, before naman pumunta si Jat sa Dubai, punta tayo Mall of Asia.

Wacky Friend1 (WF1): Ha? San pupunta si Jat?

(Uhm, diba Dubai nga.)

 

WF1, chin up, really smug, walks up to a grocery store attendant: San ko makikita yung Boy Bawang – yung GARLIC FLAVOR?

(O-K)

 

WF2: ano ibig sabihin ng efflanes?

Me: Ha? Ano yun? Pano yung sentence.

My cellphone beeps: People often say: “Kung Kayo para sa isa’t-isa, kayo talaga…” Such a cliché! Don’t they realize that w/o effort, there are no efflanes?!

Me: ano ba?! Joke to: effort, as in airport; efflanes, as in airplanes!

(slow)

 

Me: Bumili ako ng software!!!

WF3: Ha? At san mo naman gagamitin ang mga bulak at tissue?

Me: Huh?

WF3: Software! Soft. Ware. Mga bulak at tissue, hindi ba?

Me: Ay, tanga.

(adik)

 

Me, emo mood: Pare, ang hirap talaga pag may problem no? As in torture!

WF4: Sinabi mo pa!

Me: Lahat apektado, physically, emotionally…

WF4: Mindically…

Me: Huh?

WF4, galit: Mindical! You know, pertaining to the mind!

Me: Gago, mentally!

(hahaha)

 

Nye! Going bulilit. Going bulilit. =D

11 comments:

Jenelle Policarpio said...

anak ng tipaklong... ano toh, version mo ng bubble gang??? sino-sino ang mga WF na yan, aber??? i love 'mindically' sooooooo much!!!

LoLa AA said...

me, too! =D hahaha adik

Jenelle Policarpio said...

adik mga fwends mo... pero sino, u have to tell me!!!

LoLa AA said...

sa gmail na lang... baka magalit sakin eh =) hehehe hint: yung "mindical" -- sya din yung nagsabi na favorite star nya sa Bagets si "Jessie Bonin" ... bwahahaha hush, don't tell!!!

Lesley Anne said...

hehehe.. this made me laugh.. :)

i wanna download that song! i'm so into garfield these days.. ahahahahaha!

LoLa AA said...

ako din!!! pag na-download mo na, penge =D

Lesley Anne said...

sige.. upload ko tonight.. i have it na but it's at work e.. later tonight, i'll upload it :)

LoLa AA said...

thank you, lesley! =D

lorna de joya said...

parang....in pernes, khet wlang buyfren beyoti pa ren....
tsaka...mader of a lost cheeld in davao ba yun? hehehe

LoLa AA said...

ay, oo! =D
Information Officer in Gaisano Mall, PA: Mother of a lost chilled. Mother of a lost chilled -- please fetch your chilled at the counter.
NYAHAHAHA

The Geriuppies Site said...

hak hak. parang yung startlet na tinanong, anong edge mo sa ibang kagaya mo?

am young and 18, she replied.

edge ho, edge, the reporter stressed.

oh... edge. kaka-debut ko lang po.

ugh.

how about you sis, anong "edge" mo na ba? not my business to ask of course. :-)