Sunday, February 26, 2006

you got SPAM

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO ANSWER OUR SURVEY

i did. and my life hasn't been the same ever since.

now, i get character-changing emails like 10 minute abs (no time? no problem!) and soul-enriching editorials like Are Healthy Foods Making You Fat? or 3 Steps to a Better Butt.

sweet. NOT!

i know the concept of "over-communication," i live and breathe press releases. but these? you’ve got to be kidding me!

Your SacramentoRecruiter.com job agent - 02.25.06 Delete Nickey has updated her Friendster Blog Who the fuck is Nickey??? Delete Final Days - $5 CD Blowout Sale Delete Thinner or Smarter Shocking Survey Reveals... Hmmm... NO, LoLa, YOU WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO NAIVETE! You should know better! Delete

… and so goes my Sunday morning. Yes, I need a man. FAST.

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